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<h1>Masturbation Calorie Calculator</h1>
<label for="gender">Select Your Gender:</label>
<select id="gender" onchange="showFields()">
<option value="">Please select</option>
<option value="male">Male</option>
<option value="female">Female</option>
</select>
<div id="maleFields" style="display: none;">
<label for="ejaculation">Include Calories for Ejaculation:</label>
<input type="checkbox" id="ejaculation">
</div>
<div id="femaleFields" style="display: none;">
<label for="climaxCount">Number of Climaxes (for females):</label>
<input type="number" id="climaxCount" min="0" placeholder="Enter the number of climaxes">
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<label for="sessionType">Select Session Type:</label>
<select id="sessionType" onchange="showFields()">
<option value="masturbateSelf">Masturbate Yourself</option>
<option value="masturbateMan">Masturbate a Man</option>
<option value="masturbateWoman">Masturbate a Woman</option>
<option value="masturbateByOther">Being Masturbated by Another Person</option>
</select>
<label for="intensity">Select Intensity Level:</label>
<select id="intensity">
<option value="light">Light</option>
<option value="moderate">Moderate</option>
<option value="vigorous">Vigorous</option>
</select>
<label for="duration">Duration (minutes):</label>
<input type="number" id="duration" min="1" placeholder="Enter duration in minutes">
<button onclick="calculateCalories()">Calculate Calories Burned</button>
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<h3>Disclaimer and Limitations:</h3>
<p>This calculator is for entertainment purposes only. While it uses some data-based estimates, the actual calorie burn from masturbation can vary widely based on individual factors such as body composition, overall health, and specific movements.</p>
<p>The calculations provided are rough estimates and should not be considered medically or scientifically accurate. Masturbation should not be relied upon as a primary form of exercise or weight loss.</p>
<p>The intensity levels (light, moderate, vigorous) are subjective and their impact on calorie burn is an approximation. Individual experiences may vary significantly.</p>
<p>For accurate information about sexual health and calorie expenditure, please consult with a healthcare professional or certified fitness expert.</p>
<p>Source: Some data points are loosely based on information from <a href="https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a23024142/how-many-calories-does-an-orgasm-burn/" target="_blank">Mens health</a></p>
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<script>
const KG_TO_LBS = 2.20462; // Conversion factor from kg to lbs
const CALORIES_TO_LOSE_HALF_KG_PER_WEEK = 3500 / KG_TO_LBS; // Approximately 3500 calories to lose 1 lb
const WORLD_POPULATION = 7794798739; // As of 2021
function showFields() {
const gender = document.getElementById('gender').value;
const sessionType = document.getElementById('sessionType').value;
const maleFields = document.getElementById('maleFields');
const femaleFields = document.getElementById('femaleFields');
maleFields.style.display = 'none';
femaleFields.style.display = 'none';
if (gender === 'male') {
maleFields.style.display = 'block';
} else if (gender === 'female') {
if (sessionType !== 'masturbateMan') {
femaleFields.style.display = 'block';
}
}
}
function calculateCurrentlyMasturbating() {
const masturbatoryAgedPercentage = 240052886 / 329484123; // US masturbatory aged population / US total population
const masturbatoryAgedWorldwide = WORLD_POPULATION * masturbatoryAgedPercentage;
const dailyMasturbators = masturbatoryAgedWorldwide * 0.625; // 62.5% masturbate daily
const secondsPerDay = 24 * 60 * 60;
const averageSessionSeconds = 12 * 60; // 12 minutes in seconds
return Math.round((dailyMasturbators * averageSessionSeconds) / secondsPerDay);
}
function calculateCalories() {
const gender = document.getElementById('gender').value;
const sessionType = document.getElementById('sessionType').value;
const intensity = document.getElementById('intensity').value;
const duration = parseFloat(document.getElementById('duration').value);
const ejaculation = gender === 'male' ? document.getElementById('ejaculation').checked : false;
const climaxCount = (gender === 'female' && sessionType !== 'masturbateMan') ? parseFloat(document.getElementById('climaxCount').value) || 0 : 0;
if (isNaN(duration)) {
document.getElementById('result').innerText = 'Please enter a valid duration.';
return;
}
let caloriesPerMinute;
let caloriesEjaculation = 0;
switch(sessionType) {
case 'masturbateSelf':
caloriesPerMinute = gender === 'male' ? 3.5 : 4;
break;
case 'masturbateMan':
caloriesPerMinute = 3;
break;
case 'masturbateWoman':
caloriesPerMinute = 3.5;
break;
case 'masturbateByOther':
caloriesPerMinute = 2.5;
break;
default:
caloriesPerMinute = 3;
}
switch(intensity) {
case 'light':
caloriesPerMinute *= 0.8;
break;
case 'moderate':
break;
case 'vigorous':
caloriesPerMinute *= 1.2;
break;
}
if (gender === 'male') {
caloriesEjaculation = ejaculation ? 25 : 0;
}
const totalCalories = (caloriesPerMinute * duration) + caloriesEjaculation + (climaxCount * 15);
const totalStrokes = Math.round(60 * duration * (intensity === 'light' ? 0.7 : intensity === 'vigorous' ? 1.3 : 1));
const sessionsNeededPerWeek = CALORIES_TO_LOSE_HALF_KG_PER_WEEK / totalCalories;
const weightLossKg = 0.5;
const weightLossLbs = weightLossKg * KG_TO_LBS;
const currentlyMasturbating = calculateCurrentlyMasturbating();
document.getElementById('result').innerHTML = `
<strong>Results:</strong><br>
<span>You burned approximately ${totalCalories.toFixed(2)} calories.</span><br>
<span>Estimated Total Strokes: ${totalStrokes}</span><br>
<span>To lose ${weightLossKg.toFixed(1)} kg (${weightLossLbs.toFixed(1)} lbs) per week through this activity alone, you would need to perform approximately ${Math.ceil(sessionsNeededPerWeek)} sessions per week.</span><br>
<span>Based on global statistics, approximately ${currentlyMasturbating.toLocaleString()} people worldwide are likely masturbating right now.</span>
`;
}
</script>
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